baldmonkeystuff

Official baldmonkeystuff clothing and merchandise for people who aren't miserable enough yet.
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baldmonkeystuff podcast Be the envy of the other twenty subscribers, with this official and spiffing baldmonkeystuff podcast tee shirt.
Cats Are Wankers (Black) Cats are utter shits. I bet they'd be dolphins given half a chance.
ded dog new tee Has a pet died? Cheer yourself up with a new tee shirt.

I have no pen s Because you don't.
Validate Me It's a picture of you looking like you. On the internet.

Horse Molester Do you love horses?
Veg Mushroom and Brocolli have stoved Carrot's face in.
Mexicans It's that game you used to play at school. Your friend would draw some lines and you'd say "A Mexican on a bike" and he'd say "No. A Mexican impaled on a spear." The answers are on the back of the tee.

Mr Mean A tee shirt for people.
Mr Grumpy A tee shirt for people.

Lady Died The princess of hearts. In a basket.
Gandhi and Jesus Religious swearing.
Cats Are Wankers Because cats are fucking pricks.

Javelin Brothers The amusing antics of the Javelin Brothers.
Thora Because she's worth one.
Smell My Finger A clear command. For clarity.

Shithead And The Jesus Fuckers An official band tee. They may not have existed, but this was easily their best album. Own a part of Shithead And The Jesus Fuckers Heritage.
LOL This is what people REALLY look like when they type LOL.
Towel Piss A tee shirt for people.

Danger "Everything is probably going to go tits up."
Antimal It's like THEM! in shorts.
Evil Road Sign A tee shirt for people.

Flamingo Road Sign A tee shirt for people.
Goat Road Sign A tee shirt for people.
Elderly People Road Sign A tee shirt for people.



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